welcome to my twisted mind...

faq (read this first)

who r u?

hi my name is-

psych. necromancy is ~super illegal~ where i live, so i'm not telling nobody what my real name is. you can call me bones though.

how did you start your necromancy research?

tbh, i got lucky. you can't exactly ask for necromancy 101 at the library. there's a few old wizard families that have squirreled some ancient cursed tomes away; i'm not a member of one of those families, but i know a guy.

what do the cursed tomes look like?

oh they look BAD my guy. most of them have layers and layers of bullshit curses and booby-traps i have to defuse, and sometimes i do that and it turns out to just be a "how to trap souls 101" book that i already have 32 of. this happens a lot - really basic necro info getting repeated over and over bc it keeps getting stamped out.

do you do any necromancy experiments yourself?

why, are you a cop? >>;)

why did you make this website? aren't you worried?

i'm gonna tell you a secret, bud. most wizards can't figure out how to turn a computer on. (i'm special, though. i'm a neopets addict.) as long as nobody goes blabbing, the likelihood that anyone who could arrest either of us for necromancy would see this is zero.

it's just you, me, and any regular people who stumble on this website thinking i'm just some goth kid fucking around. which i am, but still, this info could help somebody. a lot of necros pop up in the regular world.

if this website suddenly goes dark, don't go asking about it or me.

i think i might be a necromancer. now what?

don't go blabbing.

i thought wizards weren't real, but i tried some spells on this website and they worked. now what?

you're a wizard. nobody's gonna invite you to a school. if you want to reach your full potential you'll have to fight for it.

what's wrong with being a necromancer?

i live in florida and they kill us here.